NEW
YORK-After reading the book “TOtlTxt
Messaging: The Big Book of Ltle Txt” and an article on “The Pleasures of the
Text” in The Times, I almost fell off my chair. All along I had thought we
Filipinos were Numero Uno “texters” in the world.
Well, we are not! The Americans, the
English, the Chinese, and most certainly many others elsewhere in the world are
just as avid text-messagers as Filipinos. In the world of text-messaging,
according to Informa Telecoms & Media, in the third quarter of 2005 China
sent text messages totaling 76.4 billion, the Philippines 21.4 billion, the
United States 19.4 billion, and the United Kingdom 8.1 billion.
“Texting,” as all cellphone and computer
users know very well, a new language that uses letters, numbers, symbols, and
punctuation marks to create shorthand messages, is the quickest, cheapest, and
coolest way to send messages. Thus, one can use text-messaging by either the
cellphone or the Internet.
The book I just read provides a list of
essential acronyms, abbreviations, and emoticons that can be used by
text-messagers.
Text-messaging, says Charles McGrath in
his Times magazine article, is a refinement of computer instant messaging which
came into vogue five or six years ago. But because the typical cellphone screen
can accommodate no more than 160 characters, text-messaging puts a greater
premium on conciseness. Compared with the rest of the world, McGrath
reveals, Americans are actually laggards when it comes to text-messaging. This
is partly for technical reasons. Because we don’t have a single national phone
company and at the same time actual voice calls are far cheaper here (in the US) than in
most places, so there is less incentive for texting. In many developing
nations, however, mobile phone technology has so far outstripped land-line
availability that cellphones are preferred, and text messages are cheaper than
voice calls. And the most avid text-messagers are, he said, are clustered
in Southeast Asia, particularly Singapore
and the Philippines.
He should have added China
which has turned out to be the world’s No. 1 sender of text-messages. In
that country, China,
text messaging is preferred to the voice call. Many Chinese believe that
leaving voice mail is rude, and that it is a loss of face to make a call to
someone important and have it answered by an underling. To them text messaging
preserves everyone’s dignity by eliminating the human voice.
Well, in other countries, like the Philippines,
Filipinos have found that text-messaging is the fastest way of communicating
with friends, relatives and even business associates. It is no wonder
that all avid texters, as we call them in Manila,
love text-messaging. As one may well write, “if u cn rd this and if your thumbs
are nimble enough so that u cn als snd, you can transmit and receive messages
on the screen of your cellphone or computer.”
Why, one can even flirt there, arrange a date,
send a joke, dirty or political. For instance, from an editor in Manila, out here in New
York I just read on my mobile phone the latest
political joke now doing the rounds there: “ Mski Mysakit Madaya SiGMA.
AngDAYAgnosis ngDoc... Sakit PalaNyaAy DAYA-rria!”
Of course, there are not so dirty jokes,
too. “DrDr IKEpGetnSmlr” (Doctor, Doctor, I keep getting smaller.) Or,
“ILuvEurEBOnInYaBodE.” (I love every bone in your body.) Or, if you are
smooching your honey, then write AML (All my love); BGWM (Be gentle with me.); CW2CU (Can’t wait
to see you.) ; CSThnknAU (Can’t stop thinking about you.) ;
IC**WenUXMe (I see stars when you kiss me.); HOHOH (Hugs and
kisses.); ILuvUMED (I love you more each day.); (I love you, heart!.);
LuvYa (Love you!.). Yes, my friends, you all can compose the perfect
message, send endearing words to your sweetheart, make your friends laugh, cry
or cry with laughter through Txt Msgs.